The Republic of Army of n is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 628 million Army of nians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The Army of nian economy, worth 36.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,642 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and Army of n has designated Army of n City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of n's national animal is the unicorn.

Army of n is ranked 99,917^th in the world and 1,463^rd in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.09 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.